Drunk Uncle Welcomes You Home

You're at Lezzie's right now. We're gonna have our New Year's Party in 30 minutes. But I just wanted to post one last hilarious vid that didn't get on here before we starting going through this thing (hopefully tomorrow). Welcome home, mquppy.

That Sexy Green M&M Lady

Shia Enough

I miss Louis Stevens. Don't you? And it unfortunately looks like he will never reappear in our lives, because Shia LaBeouf has gone insane. I don't know if it had yet become common knowledge that Shia LaBeouf was a d-bag when you were home, but it definitely is common knowledge now.
Shia LaBeouf was arrested in the middle of the Broadway show Cabaret. There used to be a really awesome Buzzfeed on it, but it got deleted. I'll tell you everything he did instead of posting a long article:
1) He showed up incredibly drunk.
2) He was disheveled and smelled bad.
3) Before the show started, he took a strawberry off a woman's plate and fed it to her.
4) He slapped a couple patrons on the butt.
5) He smoked during the show.
6) He grabbed Alan Cumming's butt (the main actor) as he walked by.
7) He was loud and disruptive during the show, as in he stood up and yelled at actors on stage.
8) He was arrested at intermission in which he yelled at the cops not to take him and that he was in the army (he's not).
9) At the police station they had to put a human muzzle on him because of his spitting and biting.

CRAZY right?! He's done a couple interviews about it on Late Night shows and he was just like, "I was really drunk and had no idea what was going on." I think that's a really lame excuse. And even though he has kind of apologized, he clearly thinks it's not that big of a deal and it's not his fault because he was plastered.
Well the main reason for this post is to show you this video. After all of this stuff, the weirdest video I have ever seen was made in reference to Shia LaBeouf, and I couldn't look away. It's so weird. His sense of humor is so weird. I... I don't have anything else to say. Just watch.

Christmas > Social Psychology

I am so annoyed. So so so annoyed. I needed to get a really good grade on my Social Psychology final to pull up my grade from an A- to an A. And I guarantee you that did not happen. In fact I am hoping and praying that I stay at my A- because I am really nervous that I won't. It was so much harder than I expected. Oh my gosh, Hannah I am so bugged. I HATE EVERYONE.
Anyway, I am trying to chill myself out with some Christmas cheer. It's almost working. I found this video recording of one of my favorite Christmas songs two nights ago at about 2:30 AM, and I thought it was hilarious for some reason. Probably because I was so tired, but the fact that she started singing out of nowhere, the terrible editing, her "acting", her scooping on every syllable, and the two girls who just sit there and sway their heads just made me laugh out loud.


Our favorite singing trio is up next.


And of course I am going to finish off this post with the best Christmas video of all. And we all know it's the best because of fat little eight-year-old Lizzie's clone who plays the star.


Ok. Now I am going to go to sleep off my frustration and anger so I can do well on my Psychological Statistics final tomorrow.

#ihatefinals

Well, the time is now. The time for finals. And all that really means, is that it is the time for Youtube videos, SNL reruns, and random blogs and tumblrs.  Currently I am sitting in a review for my Abnormal Psychology test and we just talked about trichotillomania, but now I am so over it and I want to put in my headphones and watch Youtube videos. And now you are going to benefit from it.

I'll just start with Jimmy Fallon's #LateNightHashtags. Basically he makes a hashtag and reads people's best response tweets. I'll just post the ones that Lauren, Dad, Mom, and I loved most. Please enjoy.








 And here are a few movie trailers that I think are really well done and make me so excited for the movie. The first is the new Cinderella they are doing. It's not the musical, just the story. I realize it seems like the entire movie is in the trailer but I think it looks beautiful.


And The Last Five Years. It's a musical that I love so much, and I was super nervous about them turning it into a movie. But this trailer seriously started to change my mind. I think it looks so good. And I think Anna Kendrick and Jeremy Jordan both sound amazing. And the music is THE BEST.


Lastly, the newest Pixar movie trailer. I think this is a really creative idea. I hope it pans out. The movie is called Inside Out.

I Heart Jimmy

Jimmy Fallon continues to be amazing.

Wolverine

I know this video is pretty stupid, but for some reason it is so entertaining to me. So I must share.

Cloverton Hallelujah

Hey Hannie. First of all, I hate Billy. Second of all, Jenny from the block wants me to post this video on the blog for you. It's a version of Hallelujah but the lyrics have been changed to make the song about Christ. It is pretty great.



Here are the lyrics -
I've heard about this baby boy
Who's come to earth to bring us joy
And I just want to sing this song to you
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
The minor fall, the major lift
With every breath I'm singing Hallelujah
Hallelujah

A couple came to Bethlehem
Expecting child, they searched the inn
To find a place for You were coming soon
There was no room for them to stay
So in a manger filled with hay
God's only Son was born, oh Hallelujah
Hallelujah

The shepherds left their flocks by night
To see this baby wrapped in light
A host of angels led them all to You
It was just as the angels said
You'll find Him in a manger bed
Immanuel and Savior, Hallelujah
Hallelujah

A star shown bright up in the east
To Bethlehem, the wisemen three
Came many miles and journeyed long for You
And to the place at which You were
Their frankincense and gold and myrrh
They gave to You and cried out Hallelujah
Hallelujah

I know You came to rescue me
This baby boy would grow to be
A man and one day die for me and you
My sins would drive the nails in You
That rugged cross was my cross, too
Still every breath You drew was Hallelujah
Hallelujah


 but mostly Jennifer

Studio C For Me

So, I wouldn't say byutv is known for it's incredible scripts, spot-on acting, or interesting material. In fact, all I have heard about byutv is that it is cheesy in-your-face awfulness. Until now. Studio C is this sketch comedy show that is on byutv and these sketches they have done about The Hunger Games are HILARIOUS. I think they are really creative and witty. I know you haven't seen the second or third movie, but you read the books, so there are no surprises here. Just to remind you of what you already know before you watch these videos:
1) Katniss is always freaking out about if she should pick Peeta or Gayle. This makes things really awkward between her and Peeta because they are pretend in love for cameras, but Peeta really does love her.
2) In the second Hunger Games Peeta volunteers to go in for Haymitch. And in the games a lot of tributes sacrifice themselves to save Peeta and Katniss.
3) In order to keep up their love appearance, Peeta announces that Katniss is pregnant with his child.
4) In the third movie a lot of people are dying and Katniss visits a hospital.

This is Gayle's Song


This is Peeta's Song. This one is my favorite.


And finally, Katniss's song. Also, I think I know almost every dancer in this video.


I have one last thing to post on here. It's completely unrelated but I laughed so hard by myself while I was watching it. Jane Krakowski plays Jenna Maloney on 30 Rock, but she really started on stage and still performs on Broadway. She won a Tony for her performance in Nine (she played the part Penelope Cruz does in the movie), and she won an award for her performance as Adelaide in Guys and Dolls in London. Anywee, this is her leaked audition tape for the live television performance of Peter Pan that just happened before you got home.

I Won't Grow Up

Hell Yeah! My Mom Went to Costco!

Hey. It's Billy. Fulfilling his brotherly/sisterly duties again since Brooke refuses to post things on this blog.

Mquppy. I finally decided to take a break from Real Housewives of Atlanta and the Real World/Road Rules Challenge and watch a different show. I decided SNL was totes worth a try. And I was not disappointed! Kristin Wiig is hilar and I miss her, but the current SNL ladies made me laugh so hard in this music video. And it's so awesome because it's a representation of my life! I'm a Back Home Ballaaaaaa.


OH MY GOSH JACK STOP TOUCHING YOUR WIENER!!!!! Sorry, I just had to stop working on this post for a sec because Jack is interested in his stupid little pee-pee. Anywee, I'm OBSESSED with this next video. Bruno Mars performed on SNL, and it was amazing. He's like if MJ and James Brown had a baby together. Also, Cameron Diaz's hat is totes ug.


LUV U, SMITCHAROO!

The Rights of the Handicapped

There is someone who I have met once in my life named Cooper Howell. I don't know him at all, we are not Facebook friends, and I have heard that he is nuts so I have no desire to be his friend. Why am I telling you about him, then? Because on the way to Chicago J-Swain read me Cooper's status and I don't think I have ever simultaneously cringed and laughed so much. Laughed because of how hilarious it is, and cringed because it is the realization of a very legitimate fear of mine. So as a result of Facebook stalking, I am posting that status on here. Enjoy.

Heaven on earth is when you can poop in the luxurious single toilet handicap bathroom in peace and tranquility. Hell on earth is when you walk out of said bathroom right into the glare of a midget in a wheelchair who berates you in a loud long monologue about actual handicapped people's rights before wheeling in, slamming the door, and yelling back through it "and it stinks!" Just loud enough for the entire quiet computer lab can hear.

...

Tekken Kicking Girl

OK GO has done it again.  Just a ridiculously cool music video that clearly took a lot of intricate and tedious rehearsal.  Their music is never really my thing, but I always love their music videos and I especially love this one. Why? Because there are a million Tekken Kicking Girls in it. They just forgot to wear their bows so they don't look like little presents.


I think they should do their next music video with Eddie the Breakdancer, the sumo wrestler, and Law.

Our Favorite Things Continued

Sometimes the people who make awesome videos decide to make more videos. Bless them for that. So let's start with our dear friends Mormons Girls Say.  I'm sure you remember Utah Names, but let's watch it anyway.


Well that was a wonderful warm up for the next video I found by them posted earlier this month. I hope that even though Brooke is living in Utah and making so many boy babies this doesn't ultimately become her fate.


"Ziah. Short for Mosiah."

This next new video I love even more. And Dad will really not like it. But I don't need to explain why. Because it's Marcel the Shell. Review:


We'll skip the second one because it's not as funny. We'll go straight into the newest video also posted this month. Marcel the Shell THREE!


"Life's a party, rock your body."

Drunk J. Crew

Okay, I never noticed how inebriated J. Crew models look before, but, now that it's been pointed out to me, I'll never be able to un-see it!  Also, this is exactly what The Corner in Charlottesville looks like at 3am on a Friday night/Saturday morning.

 

 

icanntevin!  Drunk J. Crew

Siblings Helping Siblings

Hey, Billy here. But I am posting things on here that Brooke has put on my Facebook wall, but for some reason, won't put on here. So I am doing it for her, and I will do it in her style.

HEY SMITCH!
So I was totes just simultaneously breastfeeding Bradley and yelling at Jack when I came across this Buzzfeed that is obvs the most hilar thing I have ever seen in my life.  Lauren is totes obsessed with it because she wishes she was a Sim. But anywee, here is the greatest buzzfeed ever, mquppy.

Sims 4 My Lyfe Plz

And then here is a vid that shows exactly what would happen if I tried to sing the Canadian National Anthem. Remember how I screwed up the beginning of that trio in Church on the easiest song in the world? And how I messed up Ave Maria at Gram's funeral? Whatevs, she's dead. PS - After watching this I am dying to take Jackie Boy to Disney on Ice. Garr will probz fork the money out for it. Yay life.

Love you smitcharoo. I'm gonna go have a chicken patty for lunch now. Haha, oh well.

The Picky Eaters Club

I am out of control with the posting right now. I did not plan this. It just happened. I guess it makes up for those six months where I was MIA.

Today I found The Picky Eaters Club series. It's starring kids, and I love things starring kids because they usually prove to be hilariously weird. True to form, the newest members of the Picky Eaters Club are exactly that.

I LOVE PASTA FROSTING!

See the rest of the kids here!

 

And then there was Tumblr

Okay, do you know what Tumblr is? Dang it - me either! I was hoping you could explain it to me!

As far as I can tell, Tumblr is some sort of blog-hosting site. People write posts, and other people re-post and comment. That's about all I got on the workings of Tumblr. What I do know is that the people of Tumblr are some of the most outrageously hilarious people on the internet.  They're also some of the weirdest.  I read through Tumblr posts and laugh and laugh. On multiple occasions, I've laughed so hard I've cried -literal tears rolling down my cheeks. I have no idea if everyone (or anyone) finds these Tumblr exchanges as funny as I do, but I kind of don't care. When you find something that makes you bust out laughing, you don't let anyone take that away from you!

(In putting this together, I found that of course the funniest posts have language, and I already know what Mom's reaction would be, so this is like the second best batch...)

 

 

No, my name is Lizard.

Pin It to Win It

Yo girl. You might have noticed I haven't posted in awhile. I apologize for my long absence from your blog. It's not because I don't love you, I promise. It's because my internet-ing habits have changed. While studying for the bar, I couldn't afford long breaks. I didn't read blogs or watch youtube videos. I didn't browse around, clicking from link to link. Instead, I'd give myself ten minutes to scroll through the humor section of pinterest. That was both mine and Julia's go-to this summer. It's continued since then, and now we send each other pins back and forth. Because I still want to include you in all the things, I'm choosing some of my very favorites (the ones that make me actually L-O-L) to share here.  And, don't worry, our Sister Share Board still exists.  That's where I pin everything that makes me think of you and Brooke. You'll have to scroll through that when you get the chance. 

The pins of this post are going to be presented in two categories: Pins That I Relate To (you're about to get some weird insight into my life) and Pins That Appeal to My (Awesome) Sense of Humor (more strange insight).  Enjoy.

Related to Lauren's Life

 

Sub-category: Anxiety

 

 

Sub-cateogry: Food/Dieting 

 

 

 (WHY DO I RELATE TO SO MANY TEENAGER POSTS??)

Pins That Are Just Hilar   

 

 

Well, this was the most random post ever.